The MSM law is a real thing, believe it or not. I have this law plastered on my body as I am cloaked in the law. This law basically says that I cannot donate blood because I’ve had sex with another man. But if any straight sexually active person wants to donate blood they can. When I went to donate blood it was a huge slap in the face to me. I was trying to help somebody in need of clean healthy blood that I have, and I just ended up getting chastised for being a homosexual. As you look at the photo I want you to feel the pain I have to endure on a day-to-day basis, of how I can’t do things because I am not society’s definition of a normal human being.
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Roddenberry-era episode titles: "What Rough Beast, Its Hour Come Round at Last" (it's about a mysterious earthlike planet where Ancient Egypt survived to the modern day)
Berman-era episode titles: "The Hermitage" (it's about a hermitage)
Kurtzman-era episode titles: "Morior Invictus" (the gang needs to find some special plants or the Federation will fall. Part 8 of 13.)
hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?
a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:
apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.
this has to be what was going on yesterday bc i was 40 minutes early getting back and my homies were like hello i thought you were supposed to land at 6. and i was like. me too
Yeah I guess I’m obligated to say hiiiii. I fly airplanes. They’re so fucking safe it’s actually frustrating for us. I promise you that the administration who won’t even let hobby pilots fly for ten days after taking a Benadryl aren’t going to be letting commercial pilots do anything that will intentionally put you in danger.
The reason that flight times can be so different is mainly dependent on three things: the specific aircraft, the route, and the wind. I could go on tangents about all of these, but the point is that you can be flying the exact same plane on the exact same route at the exact same airspeed… and still get drastically different travel times due to the wind fucking with your ground speed.
(Ground speed = true air speed + wind component, if you care.)
And if you’re worried about pilots ramping that shit up to the maximum velocity… you would know if we did. Because we would have to point the nose down for the whole flight. The engines are already often operating at their maximum thrust any time you’re departing or ascending— but as my flight instructors have screamed at me since the day I started flying, “pitch for speed, power for altitude”. I’m not even sure you can hit the “never-exceed” velocities in a stable airplane without slamming the stick forward and nosediving that thang.
We also have this handy color coding on the air speed indicator! (And similar coding on the vertical tape versions in those newfangled glass cockpits.)
Lastly, almost every commercial flight is going to have two people up front. Even if the captain does something stupid, the first officer is there to say “hey, don’t do that” and make corrections accordingly. Even if they do agree to do something dumb, someone on the ground is going to tell them to cut it out. Nobody just gets to fuck around up there.
Flying is safe and fun. Mass transportation rules. Give me money so I can pay my Garmin Pilot subscription.
Also just life happens and your day to day will never be as predictable as you'd like to think
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