The Wabbit Wanderer From 95

I’m one of those kinds of people who don’t know if they’re flirting with someone...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:26:05 +0100

I’m one of those kinds of people who don’t know if they’re flirting with someone or not

so if you could tell me that would be great

armenian-rhapsody: By far the cutest little guy on the USS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:32:26 +0100

armenian-rhapsody:

By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise

bex-chan: official proof that satan has tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:38:08 +0100

bex-chan:

official proof that satan has tumblr

iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing?...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:37:46 +0100

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

lexirose-is-cool: “HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK” “DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?” “WHAT...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:37:13 +0100

lexirose-is-cool:

“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”

“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”

“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”

auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:37:02 +0100

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

loyal-fannibal: “You must convince yourself that the lion is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:36:49 +0100

loyal-fannibal:

“You must convince yourself that the lion is not in the room.”

Small edit. Hannibal the Lion. (:

chromatic-cherry: quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:36:22 +0100

chromatic-cherry:

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

Why don’t we do this

epic-humor: The lower part of the KFC logo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:36:15 +0100

epic-humor:

The lower part of the KFC logo

spockisinthetardis: babyangelcastiel: jensenspudgymidway: I want Dean and Cas to have a little...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:31 +0100

spockisinthetardis:

babyangelcastiel:

jensenspudgymidway:

I want Dean and Cas to have a little girl who adores her Uncle Sammy and she tells him how much she loves him while braiding his hair and putting it in pony tails.

Her little skinny arms wrapping around his neck and saying, “You’re my favorite uncle!”

and he’d laugh saying, “I’m your only uncle.”

and then Dean would hear that and drop whatever he’s holding and say, “Shit, we forgot Adam.”

do i laugh or do i cry

richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:57 +0100

richardarmitge:

she was a girl

he was a boy

can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:40 +0100

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:00 +0100

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:04 +0100

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:31:24 +0100

littleturtleduck: man fuck labeling sexuality what’s the point why can’t everyone just be like “hey...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:31:17 +0100

littleturtleduck:

man

fuck labeling sexuality

what’s the point

why can’t everyone just be like

“hey dude i’m into you”

and they could just respond accordingly

isn’t that enough

why is the contents of my partners pants relevant to anyone else

i barely understand my sexuality

why should i be expected to label it for the benefit of others

sleepingfrog: lighterkid: hauntedtimerewritten: meandyouinthet...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:28:19 +0100

sleepingfrog:

lighterkid:

hauntedtimerewritten:

meandyouinthetardis:

essenceofinsanity:

acciofez:malfoy-maniac:johnsmith-:aliendomino:agneees:

two minutes and fifty-three seconds filled with reasons to watch doctor who. seriously, just do it.

That’s just, like, THE ULTIMATE DOCTOR WHO TRAILER

If you want to convert someone into a Whovian, just make one watch this. Definitely.

amazing..

IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND HAVE NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR WHO - WATCH THIS.

^^^ This. Just do it.

YOU NEED DOCTOR WHO IN YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE

Doctor Who—it’ll change your life. :)

This made me want to watch it all over again

Wonderful <3

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: librarian-byday: I swear, I will do...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:28:05 +0100

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

cas-get-into-my-ass: I just love that Sam got the coke zero.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:27:48 +0100

cas-get-into-my-ass:

I just love that Sam got the coke zero.

notmydate: Martin Freeman & Rupert Grint | Wild...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:27:42 +0100

notmydate:

Martin Freeman & Rupert Grint | Wild Target

Martin’s still annoyed he wasn’t cast in any of the Harry Potter movies.