A segment of The Boy With The Golden Ticket
Chris: I'm doing a book about gay porn stars
PJ: Yeah, you! That's what you are! That's all you'll ever be.
Chris: You're calling me an attractive man who has sex a lot?
PJ: I've seen the websites.
Chris: They're for research, I don't stay on them for any longer than two or three hours. I get what I need and I come out.
PJ: Look I- No, I've seen the videos that you've been in. 'Chris Has Crabs', I've seen Chris Has Crabs. 'Sticks Up My Ass Chris'. I've seen it, I've seen it all!
Chris: The internet's a dark place.
Please, reblog if you're among the BBC Sherlock...
weaponizedwit: aroundthesunlikeateddybear: talesofamagicallife: AND PROUD OF IT!!
ad0lf-hipster: omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
mycroftsmindtardis: lokid-in-the-tardis: ...
↖ This person loves an actor twice their age
dr-odair: Thrice even
peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener
felicefawn: A squid casually swims past your dash. くコ:彡
holykindergarten: things the tumblr app is good for: draining my battery things the tumblr app is not good for: tumblr
Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
sebskurt: do you ever get that feeling after you stand up after awhile of sitting or lying down and everything gets heavy and your vision geTS BLACK AND IT FEELS LIKE SATAN IS TRYING TO PULL YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR BUt then everything goes normal and again and you go on with your day
moraniarty: insynchlikeharmony: I just saw...
dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
liveinphoenix: in movies they always make the socially outcast kid really cute and adorable and all the viewers end up falling in lvoe with them but thats nothing like real life because in real life all the losers are the really weird people who sniff books and bark
I can't be the only person on this earth that...
skarosoul: oscarstardis: What if post-Reichenbach John grows a moustache. And then one night he wakes up and Sherlock is shaving it off his face and that’s how he finds out Sherlock’s not dead. what the hell goes on in your mind daily, I’d like to know
Everyone says how much therapy Tom Hiddleston will...
sleepingwithstuffedanimals: why doesn’t my school have a host club
New Wholock Headcanon
mykittyisbeautiful: Minnie Hooper Is Molly Hooper’s crazy gran who no one in her family likes to mention
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I think the fandom should take a moment to...