723. A photo-savvy muggleborn brings all their pictures of favorite characters to Hogwarts and figuring out how to enchant the photos so they can talk to them. They end up starting a business where they charm photos cheaply in Hogsmeade after graduation. It’s like a 24 hour drugstore where they develop photos, but they also make separate packets that are enchanted!
- guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
- me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
- world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]